name: whatever

age: let's just say i was alive for geocities and gaiaonline

pronouns: they/them, but also whatever makes the joke land. it's not possible to misgender me.

likes: drinking water, laying down, vegetables, pondering, doing makeup

dislikes: alcohol, ambulances driving past, cluttered tables, doing makeup

gay? well, yes! in a way, you could say so.

i'm a somewhat reformed chronically online individual with an insatiable need to tell everyone my business. in a genuine attempt to quit conflating the validity of my emotions with quantity of engagement, i turned to longer-form, slower-speed means of posting, i.e., my ywot page. somewhere along the way i got curious about webmastery, and now i'm trying my hand at it.

in the real world, my background is in beauty/cosmetics, so you will probably hear a lot about that too. i also like to write (fanfiction) and cook. i tend to pick up hobbies every few months, so i'm interested to see how long i'm able to keep this place going.